Joke Competition
Sometimes we all need a giggle, so I had a joke competition to get some new jokes! Originally I was going to give away one print but the final decision was so tough I had to give away two!
These are the prize prints:
One of the prizes – a limited edition print from Naturama, “Foodie Friends”
The other joint first prize – a limited edition print from Naturama, “Grey Heron”
Congratulations to the winners! Watch the video to hear the winning jokes!
And here is a selection of my favourites (in no particular order) and I gave extra points for silliness:
I’ve just stepped on a cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?
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I woke up to a tap on my door-
Funny sense of humour my plumber has :)
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Q
What did one wall say to the other wall???
A
Meet you at the corner!
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Q
Where do cows love to shop?
A
Mooooji
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Q
What do you get if you play a country record backwards?
A
You get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your dawg back… 😜
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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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Q
What do you call cheese that isn’t your’s?
A
Nacho Cheese!”
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Q
How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A
Your bed is touching the ceiling
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Q
what did the snail 🐌 on the tortoise’s back say?……………
A
Wheeeeeeeeee!
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Q
Why does the sun go to school?
A
To get brighter!
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Q
what do you call a sheep with no legs?
A
a cloud!
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Q
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A
A Brazilian
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Congratulations to the winners and thanks to everyone who entered!!
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